The Bird and the Bandit
First things first… we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about. We have no official qualifications when it comes to fertility, pregnancy, parenting, relationships, …nada. So if you’ve come here looking for certified, reliable advice, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
We’re just two gals, who love a tipple, who’ve been/are going through it, and wanna uncover the unspoken nitty, gritty, sticky, tricky, lonely, funny, wild shit that never gets spoken about out loud.
So if you’re up on your fifth feed of the night, preparing for the romantic, perfectly timed and temperature tested, pre breakfast, legs up attempt at love (ha! *baby) making, or just want to see if you can make sense of any of this mayhem along with us, we’d love to have you.
Sincerely, what the actual fuck, Birdbones & Bandit 🍷🍼👯♀️
The Bird and the Bandit
Cheers B.A.B. Cheers
Hey BABS! We did it, we started a f#@king podcast!
We are so excited that you're here but we cannot stress this enough.... we have ZERO idea what we are talking about or what we are doing, please be gentle.
This sexy little teaser is just a welcome to the chaos, basically. Something to wet your whistle, if you will.
So if you love a tipple, thrive on chaos, and feel lost in this shit storm of fertility, sex, relationships, pregnancy, parenthood, and allll the many beautiful nightmares that come with it, grab a glass. And join the chaos.
Sincerely, what the actual fuck, The Bird and Bandit x