The Bird and the Bandit
First things first… we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about. We have no official qualifications when it comes to fertility, pregnancy, parenting, relationships, …nada. So if you’ve come here looking for certified, reliable advice, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
We’re just two gals, who love a tipple, who’ve been/are going through it, and wanna uncover the unspoken nitty, gritty, sticky, tricky, lonely, funny, wild shit that never gets spoken about out loud.
So if you’re up on your fifth feed of the night, preparing for the romantic, perfectly timed and temperature tested, pre breakfast, legs up attempt at love (ha! *baby) making, or just want to see if you can make sense of any of this mayhem along with us, we’d love to have you.
Sincerely, what the actual fuck, Birdbones & Bandit 🍷🍼👯♀️
The Bird and the Bandit
How's that PRESSURE, babe?
TW:
We want to let you know that this episode discusses pregnancy loss. While this can be a difficult and sensitive topic, it is an important and common aspect of the fertility journey. In our commitment to being open and honest with you, we want to share that pregnancy loss has been a part of both of our experiences and so these discussions may occur through the podcast.
If you are currently experiencing a loss, please know that we are with you and you are not alone. If you need support, we strongly encourage you to reach out to resources like Miscarriage Australia and the Pink Elephants Support Network. Speak with your doctor or another trusted healthcare professional for additional support options.
You’re not alone.
Episode ONE!! of The Bird and the Bandit…. PRESSURE!
(pretty fitting, when you consider the pressure to blow your tits off with this first episode, right?)
We’re talking everything from pressure to conceive, to the pressures of pregnancy, and all those extremely personal things in between that everyone seems so entitled to have an opinion on (not to mention those inner demon pressures we put on ourselves).
PRESSURE is one of the biggest underlying topics, whatever it is we’re talking about. And we really want to hear from you. Where have you felt pressured? What fucked up comments have you been hit with from family about your biological clock, or your sex life, or breast feeding, or your career? Dads, where have you felt pressured and judged when it comes to having a baby, “staying strong”, adjusting, who did you want to tell to F@#K OFF?
We can’t wait to hear from you. And when you do hear from us when we launch EPISODE FUCKING ONE (🤯), just, like, ya know, be gentle… it’s a lot of pressure.
We love you.
Sincerely, what the actual fuck, Birdbones and Bandit 🍷🍼👯♀️