The Bird and the Bandit
First things first… we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about. We have no official qualifications when it comes to fertility, pregnancy, parenting, relationships, …nada. So if you’ve come here looking for certified, reliable advice, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
We’re just two gals, who love a tipple, who’ve been/are going through it, and wanna uncover the unspoken nitty, gritty, sticky, tricky, lonely, funny, wild shit that never gets spoken about out loud.
So if you’re up on your fifth feed of the night, preparing for the romantic, perfectly timed and temperature tested, pre breakfast, legs up attempt at love (ha! *baby) making, or just want to see if you can make sense of any of this mayhem along with us, we’d love to have you.
Sincerely, what the actual fuck, Birdbones & Bandit 🍷🍼👯♀️
The Bird and the Bandit
Unsolicited Advice - How about you F@#k Off? (Part 1)
The Bird and Bandit are back with a two-parter! We had such a massive response from listeners after the first episode with stories of some real doozies, and to be honest we got a little carried away. There were so many messages and responses about "heroes" chiming in wherever they can to offer tips like "have you tried feeding them", weird, uninvited touching, and a real favourite, "Just don't think about it."... that we had to split this into two episodes.
Just to be clear, we KNOW there are a lot of listeners that might be like "eep! I've said that!" (we both definitely have at some point!) and we know that some of you have the best intentions. But just know, there are a heck of a lot of ya that do not. And we are going to talk about it. And drink about it. So buckle up, fill up your glass, coffee cup, giant water vessel, and get spicy with us.
Cheers BAB, cheers!