The Bird and the Bandit
First things first… we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about. We have no official qualifications when it comes to fertility, pregnancy, parenting, relationships, …nada. So if you’ve come here looking for certified, reliable advice, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
We’re just two gals, who love a tipple, who’ve been/are going through it, and wanna uncover the unspoken nitty, gritty, sticky, tricky, lonely, funny, wild shit that never gets spoken about out loud.
So if you’re up on your fifth feed of the night, preparing for the romantic, perfectly timed and temperature tested, pre breakfast, legs up attempt at love (ha! *baby) making, or just want to see if you can make sense of any of this mayhem along with us, we’d love to have you.
Sincerely, what the actual fuck, Birdbones & Bandit 🍷🍼👯♀️
The Bird and the Bandit
Unsolicited Advice - How about you F@#k off? (Part 2)
Welcome back! If you haven't listened to Part 1, head back for a little context and to see how quickly we went through the wines to end up here.
There were so many responses for this topic, too many to fit into 2 episodes. So some of those hard hitting topics are going to get their own special place in the spotlight where we can really dive in, and get especially furious (and tipsy) about the extremely personal issues that people feel so entitled to have an opinion on. Stay tuned for those. But for now, pour yourself a little Grant or lush red or maybe a calming cuppa, because we're about to get into it.
Cheers BAB, cheers!